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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were left £5000 by a rich man on condition that after his death each put ten pounds in his coffin in case he needed it in the afterlife. The Englishman put in ten pounds, the Irishman put in ten pounds and the Scotsman took out the twenty pounds and put in a cheque for thirty!

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Angus McGregor was the first man to swim from New Zealand to Australia. Upon arrival on Australian soil he was met by a T.V. interviewer. ‘Strewth, mate,’ gasped the Australian, ‘how did you get to be such a fantastic swimmer?’

‘From the age of two,’ replied Angus, ‘my father would take me to Loch Lomond, row me into the middle, help me over the side, and then leave me to swim thirteen miles back to shore.’

‘That must have been hard for a two year old,’ said the admiring Australian.

‘Yes,’ agreed Angus, ‘but the hardest part was fighting my way out of the sack!’  

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